Saturday, April 25, 2009


Found this at driftglass by way of a comment over at Bustednuckles place.

All credit for this post goes to driftglass and Seth over at Mindswell.

...He Stuck In His Thumb

And pulled out some dumb
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

Some nice guerrilla action here from Seth over at Mindswell showing the the Republican Base -- that dirt-stupid army of swine who have been voting their entire lives to give the hog butchers ever-sharper knives -- in the wild.

Amazing how people who have never been more than 50 miles away from their double-wides in Sisterfuck, Arkansas -- who clearly have built their entire "intellectual" lives around stayed within earshot of a radio blasting Rush Limbaugh every day for 20 years -- are nonetheless utterly convinced they are privy to the secret charter and workings of ACORN, secret government military plots, secret government give-your-rights-away-to-illegal-immigrant schemes, a secret form of math wherein a tax CUT causes your taxes to go UP, a secret history wherein the entire Cheney Administration never existed, the secret innermost, thoughts of President Obama and the secret rituals of all Liberal organizations

And it would all be terribly funny if these same batshit-crazy meatsticks hadn't spent the last 25 years setting fire to our country and dancing around the flames, singing Toby Fucking Keith and calling the rest of us "traitor".

Like I said, all the praise and glory, a a whole fucking shit-load of thanks from me, goes to driftglass and Seth over at Mindswell.
That statement oughta piss off some of the American Taliban.

And special thanks to
Larue for leaving the link in a comment left at Bustednuckles place.


skyewriter said...

That. was. excellent.

Thanks for the link, Grandpa Eddie.

ZenYenta said...

OMG - the stupid! How could there be so much of it?

Reverend Manny said...

where did all this Dumb come from? Goddamit we need a pro-thinking culture war... thank you soo sooo sooo much for the excellent links...

great blogs recently, man... keep it up....

one love,
--Reverend Manny

Grandpa Eddie said...

skyewriter - Glad I could be of assistance...and glad you liked the video, I sure did.

Grandpa Eddie said...

ZenYenta - I figure there's about 25% of the population who fit into the category of redneck racist idiot(aka American Taliban)....which is the Rethuglican base.

Grandpa Eddie said...

"where did all this Dumb come from?"

Reverend Manny - I think most of this stupid movement came out from under the rocks when the Rethuglicans turned them over while they were blaming Obama for everything that has happened to this country since the Pilgrims landed.

I agree, we definitely need a "pro-thinking culture war".

Glad you could use the links, and thanks for the pat-on-the-back pal.

A World Quite Mad said...

I watched the first part of this video too, he asks a woman to define what Socialism is.

She replies by saying "I don't have to define anything."

That's because these people are uneducated, ignorant bastards. They don't know anything, and they don't care to learn it. If Rush Limbaugh or Faux News doesn't feed it into their heads, they think it must be a lie. You can show them all the proof in the world that the idea they have is not true, and they will respond by calling you a "commie" because they haven't got anything else to say. They have no rational thought, they have no critical thinking skills, and they don't know what to do because of it.

And we wonder why the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of ignorant assholes. It's because a good majority of the people here are ignorant fucking assholes.

I don't give a damn who you vote for, or whether you think that Socialism or Capitalism or whatever is better than some other political system, but for godssake, use your damned head, think! Just a little. I can appreciate someone who has a valid argument that uses facts whether I agree with them or not. The problem is, these fuckers go through lies like water. It's all lies. And I could never abide liars.

I'd like to see some of these ignorant bastards move to Sweden or France and live there for a few months and come back and tell me how terrible a Socialist Democracy is, what with five times the vacation we get here, and free medical care, and public fucking transportation. Yeah, it's a fucking socialist nightmare.

Grandpa Eddie said...

A World Quite Mad - I think you pretty much covered it right there. According to the latest poll on Obama's approval rating there are 28% of those fucking ignorant redneck racist ditto-head fuck-wad idiots that make up the population.

I wonder how many of these anti-social(ist) batshit crazy retarded moronic douchebag fucktards are willing to forgo drawing social security and medicare(those socialist programs) when they retire......that is if any of them are "smart" enough to figure out how to live that long.

A World Quite Mad said...

The thing is, they're not smart enough to figure out that Social Security (it's in the damned name even) and medicare are "socialist" programs! I bet if you asked them about that, they'd say it's "different". Meh!

Grandpa Eddie said...'re probably right AWQM.

They can't associate social and socialism....think that social has to do with being nice to someone.

SDC said...

Wow. Dumb, smug, and the minute they're challenged they fold up like cheap card tables. Nice.

Grandpa Eddie said...

SDC - Not much for knowledge there about all.

Shaunbacca said...

I'm sure glad stupid isn't contagious because a dose that concentrated could turn people who into, damn, what's the word? One of those types of people they like to execute in Texas...

Oh that's right, certifiably mentally retarded.

I enjoy your blog, even though I'm from Australia, so keep at it!

Grandpa Eddie said...

Shaunbacca - Stupid isn't contagious, but they do pass it on to their offspring.

Heh...I didn't realize that the stupidity of Texas was world renown for the execution of the mentally disabled.

Thanks for coming by my friend.