Tuesday, April 21, 2009

CHUCK NORRIS WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT.........OF (GET THIS) TEXAS

Chuck Norris, the grade 'B' movie actor, wants to be the president of Texas.
You ask, "Don't you mean Governor?", no....president, of Texas, a STATE. How is this possible? It's possible because it appears that Norris wants Texas to secede from the Union. This sounds like treason to me. After the Civil War, Texas was given the right to split into five separate states but not the right to leave the Union.

Norris says this just may happen "if the state of the Union continues to turn into the enemy of the state." It sounds more like Norris is becoming an enemy of the state of the Union!

From Alter Net:

Watch Out World: Chuck Norris Wants to Be President of Texas

Texas, where in the future choking a political opponent will not be considered a liability, but evidence of sufficient manliness to lead the nation.

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Quote of the day:

"I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state." -- Chuck Norris, future president of Texistan, where choking a political opponent will not be considered a liability, but evidence of sufficient manliness to lead the nation.

(Hat-tip to Melissa McEwan at Shakesville )


Yup, he looks like a great candidate to me.....NOT!

6 comments:

ZenYenta said...

I was really hoping for Kinky Friedman.

Grandpa Eddie said...

ZenYenta - So was I, as governor though.

A World Quite Mad said...

I believe that this would be considered treason, if it were last year and it was a liberal saying it. Didn't that bastard Coulter write a book or something about it?

Where are those screaming idiots now? All those right wing fanatics who had a fit when anyone said anything bad about the United States are now all for seceding from it because there's a black man in the white house. Let's not mince words, you know that's why they're mad. That and they lost.

Grandpa Eddie said...

I agree with you AWQM, it should be at least considered a treasonous statement/idea on Norris' part. And you're right, if a liberal had even suggested something remotely like this Coulter, Beck, Cheney, and the rest of the Rethuglicans would have been up in arms and someone would have been shipped of to Guantanamo as a domestic terrorist.

ZIRGAR said...

LOL. Chuck Norris President of Texastan. What a concept! Seriously, I think he was kicked in the head way too many times; his brain is mush. Still, that might be a good criterion for his qualifications! I just hope all of my relatives in the Lone Star state get out before it becomes a backwater, third world country. lol

Great blog, by the way!

Grandpa Eddie said...

Yeah, Norris as Prez of Texastan is hilarious Zirgar. Ihope the relatives get out before the state takes a dump.

Thanks for the compliment pal, I like your's, too.