Yeh you fucking morons, let's put a gun in the hands of every incompotent bastard in the country. That way we won't have to send anyone to Iraq to get shot up.
From the AP via Yahoo:
Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter
Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.
Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.
Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.
Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon.
Hey, Cheney, if ya can't aim or shoot what you're supposed to maybe you shouldn't go hunting. Too bad the pacemaker didn't quit when the gun went off.
Maybe it's a good thing he didn't serve in 'Nam, we would have had more casualties then we did.
UPDATE: New name for Cheney...Elmer Fudd!