Thursday, March 26, 2009


That fat anal-cyst drug addict woman hater has won himself an award!
Not one most guys I know would want to win.

From Raw Story:

Rush Limbaugh wins 'unsexiest' man of the year award

The man who touted 'Barack the Magic Negro' and mocked Michael J. Fox for allegedly faking Parkinson's disease has beaten out the man who stole nearly $65 billion for a dubious accolade.

Rush Limbaugh, mocked as "Jabba the Nut" by free weekly Boston Phoenix, has been selected as the ugliest man of the year by the paper. The 99 runner-up unsexiest men of the year can be viewed at this link.

"America’s ugliest moment of 2009? Rush Limbaugh, his man-boobs a-jiggle, bouncing at the CPAC podium to bask in the sickly glow of conservatism’s orgy of greed, avarice, and arrogance," the paper writes. "Here, at last, was the shining image of the 21st century Republican Party: a leeringly rich Baby Boomer squatting at the top of the mountain, reaping his jollies from the suffering of those at the bottom, praying for the failure of hope.

"If this hypocritical and morally repugnant reformed Oxy junkie wants to discuss “failure,” maybe we should talk about his career as an NFL commentator — or the last time he detoxed off prescription smack," they add.

The paper explains, "To the masses, unsexiness is defined in superficial ways — pores big enough to drive Hummers through, and hair that grows like kudzu in unwanted places, and unexplained protuberances. Think Danny Bonaduce or Carrot Top (or virtually any man you can think of with red hair). To the faceless myrmidons here at Phoenix Unsexy Headquarters, however, unsexiness is an altogether different quality, defined instead by gypping jillions out of charities or punching your girlfriend or yelling at your cinematographer."

"Our annual survey of the year’s Unsexiest Men is a corrective to this sort of deplorable behavior," the Phoenix editors write. "Assembled by a watchful team with a low tolerance for hypocrisy, wastefulness, and unfunny comedians, our list holds men accountable for their rampantly unsexy ways. Consider this list a compendium of social subpoenae from the High Court of Sexiness."

Nope, I wouldn't want to be included in that group!


Mad Kane said...

I can't think of a more deserving fellow!

Grandpa Eddie said...

her can I, Mad Kane, neither can I.

Nancy said...

THREE ex-wives and countless gold-diggers - all of whom left him while screaming - cannot be wrong!!

My own personal opinion of Rush's "sexiness" is BLEECH! He is a toad of a man.

Grandpa Eddie said...

Nancy, BLEECH is to good a word for that bloviating gasbag.

Fat ugly useless piece of shit would fit better.....just my opinion.

Nancy said...

Limbaugh is oily, greasy, and unwashed with toenail fungus. He is morbidly obese with a cellulite laden butt (oh ick). Rush is every negative adjective a woman would describe this complete turn-off of an auto-sexual, drug-addicted, misogynistic, finger-lickin', impotent, gas-passing creature of a man. So there!

No, Grandpa Eddie. YOU are not included in that group. You're in the opposite group. I can tell just by the way you write!

sue said...

Nancy OMG!! ROFLMAO!!! Perfect description for the most despised "man" in the world, (by us anyway! LOL) Ya know when the news shows keep showing that clip of him bouncing at CPAC, well I always turn my head but I can still see it Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!

Grandpa Eddie said...

Now that's more like it, Nancy, and Sue whole-heartily agrees with you.

Thataway Ladies!

...and thank you, Nancy, for not including me in with that fat-assed slob.

Nancy said...

Hi Sue! We must be soul sisters. :)

Grandpa Eddie, my woman's intution tells me you are the absolute opposite of that obese, disgusting insect of a man!

Sue, you are adorable!

Grandpa Eddie said...

Why thank you, Nancy.
You are such a sweet lady.

sue said...

Hey Eddie and Nancy, join us over at
He's got a great blog called papamoka straight talk!
thanks N, you're adorable too! I see you were at my blog, its not political but I tried that some months ago and loved it, my circle of ladies didn't like political talk. Actually its because most did not share my views! So I deleted it and started over! Its just my simple life but I'm a closet political addict LOL! Sorry to take up your space grandpa, I guess I got carried away here LOL! talk to ya later!