Monday, August 08, 2005


This by way of Daily Kos from David Swanson:

"Cindy Sheehan phoned me from Texas a few minutes ago to say that she's been informed that beginning Thursday, she and her companions will be considered a threat to national security and will be arrested. Coincidentally, Thursday is the day that Rice and Rumsfeld visit the ranch, and Friday is a fundraiser event for the haves and the have mores. Cindy said that she and others plan to be arrested."

Can you believe Bush and his fascist asshole sidekicks are going to do this? Well, I sure can! Looks like they've all turned into a bunch of fuckin' paranoid crackheads.

Let's get real here. I think we all know that the only national security threat in Texas, or anywhere else in this country for that matter, is the Emperor Chimp...none other than George "I'm A Fucking Moronic Idiot" Bush Jr. himself.

The chimp and his fascist-theocratic gutless friends are too afraid to face this woman whose son's life they wasted in an unwanted illegal war. They'll do anything to get Cindy and the rest of the protesters with her out of the way before Friday.

Why before Friday? Because that's the day Bush is going to have a fundraiser for all his big-wig rich bastard friends.

Now they can't have a bunch of commoners with protest signs hangin' around when the Emperor's fat-cat friends show up. Hell no, that would be embarassing for the chimp and the rest of the fascist pigs. So the easiest thing to do is say Cindy and everyone else with her are national security threats. This way it's a whole lot easier to arrest them and get them out of the way.

Fuckin' candy-ass chicken-shit low-life pond-scum bastard assholes!


Gordon said...

fuckin' paranoid crackheads

Got their heads up their own cracks!

granny said...

Grandpa Eddie, could you please refrain from using the words chicken shit in a derogatory way in the future. I have discovered that chicken shit has been a very useful substance to grow really good things and has been for thousands of years.

Suggested alternatives to the above mentioned term might include inbred entitlement baby, pustule, carbunkle, fetid, gasbag, impotent coward, unimaginative creep, more feminine than his momma, blister, boil, poopy head...

Luv to the Mrs., hope things are going well for your family.

Grandpa Eddie said...

I understand your concern of my use of the words chicken and shit.

You will notice that when I use said words they are either in chickenshit...or in chicken-shit...but never as chicken shit.

I do greatly appreciate your suggested words and phrases. I may use some of them occasionally in the future.

The Mrs. is doing better right now, some days are better than others. Both her and I thank you for the kind thought.

Have yourself a great day.

via said...

Eddie, your town's name is my maiden name!


oldwhitelady said...

I am pleased to see that you use chickenshit as one word or hyphenated. I agreed with granny in that chicken shit is very helpful to the garden.

Fixer said...

As one who's shoveled tons of chicken shit (honestly, I worked on a chicken farm) to pay the bills when I was younger, I too am a big fan of 'God's fertilizer'.