Thought I'd share with y'all.
In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is
offering a new breakfast meal: "You get fourteen eggs,
no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill."
As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.
You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway.......!
Never . . .
Ever . .
Ever . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
In your ass and light it.
I REPEAT . . .
Never ... Ever ... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER
In your ass and light it ! ! !
...now here's a little more from my buddy the Hermit...
Time To Lighten Up A Bit...
...go read, they're clean but funny!