TIME FOR A LITTLE HUMOR

The wife emailed these after she got to work this morning.

Thought I'd share with y'all.

Denny's Breakfast

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is

offering a new breakfast meal: "You get fourteen eggs,

no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill."

.....and.....

As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway.......!

Never . . .
Ever . .
Ever . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
In your ass and light it.
I REPEAT . . .
Never ... Ever ... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER
In your ass and light it ! ! !

...

...now here's a little more from my buddy the Hermit...

Time To Lighten Up A Bit...

...go read, they're clean but funny!