Thursday, September 22, 2005

NEW NATIONAL EMBLEM

Found this at a blog I came across. Thought y'all'd get a laugh outta it.
Here's the blog where I found it: http://kebmillard.blogspot.com/

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT


Today the United States government announced that it is changing th
e national emblem from an Eagle to a condom. The reasoning behind this strategic move is that some believe the condom more accurately reflects the governments’ political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Author Unknown

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